Thanksgiving Day Memes 2023

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Thanksgiving Day 2023 Quotes

1. “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” Thanksgiving Day Memes— Johnny Carson
2. “If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Mitch Hedberg
3. “I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Craig Ferguson
4. “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Erma Bombeck
5. “Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Melanie White
6. “Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Kenny Rogerson
7. “Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were killed in the entire Peloponnesian War. This is because turkey can contain salmonella, which are tiny bacteria that, if they get in your bloodstream, develop into full-grown salmon, which could come leaping out of your mouth during an important business presentation.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Dave Barry
8. “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jon Stewart
9. “Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape… to play Santa Claus.” — Melanie White
10. “Store security stopped my wife at the door for trying to steal a butterball turkey. I had to show ID proving I’m not a butterball turkey.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Just Bill
11. “A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jimmy Fallon
12. “You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, ‘Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Dylan Brody
13. “I don’t eat pumpkin pie. It’s made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that’s just spooky.” — Melanie White
14. “Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries, has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ambrose Bierce
15. “I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be overeating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ellen Orleans
16. “A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.” — Kin Hubbard
17. “It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful ‘in general.’ It’s very strange. It’s a little like being married in general.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Cornelius Plantinga Jr.
18. “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Howie Mandel
19. “OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY.” — Steve Martin
20. “What do you call a short video from Thanksgiving that keeps repeating? ThanksGIFing.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ellen DeGeneres
21. “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Phyllis Diller
22. “Stove Top Dressing: satisfying your craving for a big bowl full of wet onions and mush since 1957!” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Mike Vanatta
23. “If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jack Handey
24. “For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — Andy Borowitz
25. “Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Lyon
26. “My Thanksgiving wish is that every time someone says they ate so much they’re going to explode, they actually do.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Guy Endore-Kaiser
27. “Fun Prank: Once people are finished, tell them your signature Thanksgiving Bloody Mary gets most of its’ flavor from raw turkey gizzards.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Martin Munson
28. “Would love to have just one Thanksgiving without getting into an argument during dinner that leads to me being ejected from Denny’s.” — Bridger Winegar
29. “Note to self: when they ask you what you’re thankful for, don’t just list off your prescriptions.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Emily Lime
30. “Time flies, even if turkeys don’t.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Barack Obama
31. “Every Thanksgiving I bring the champagne, because in my family we all know what our strengths are.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Gloria Fallon
32. “If your in-laws are coming for Thanksgiving now is a good time to start brining the turkey in your tears.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Rick Aaron
33. “Just got a Happy Thanksgiving e-mail from my gastroenterologist.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Damien Fahey
34. “The sweet nostalgia of Thanksgiving when we all admire Nana’s prized soup tureen, which she brought with her when she emigrated from Sears.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Annie Hatfield
35. “I love spending Thanksgiving surrounded by all these great friends I met in the Best Buy parking lot.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Lyon
36. “I’m thankful for each and every one of you. Now stop hiding in the broom closet reading tweets and get back with your family.” — Ellen DeGeneres
37. “The doctor told me I can’t drive a forklift on the medication he prescribed. And like that, my Thanksgiving is completely ruined.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Bridger Winegar
38. “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Erma Bombeck
39. “Thanksgiving journal, Day 3: Have come to regard eating pie 3-5 times a day as normal. Wearing a bed sheet as a toga because nothing fits.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Lyon
40. “Fun game: Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon ‘How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Marlebean
41. “*switches the place cards so I’m sitting next to the mashed potatoes*” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Annie Hatfield
42. “Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” — Rita Rudner
43. “Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Stephen Colbert
44. “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Kevin James
45. “Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P. J. O’Rourke
46. “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jim Gaffigan
47. “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Irv Kupcinet
48. “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno
49. “When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” Thanksgiving Day Memes — David Letterman
50. “The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, ‘I don’t need a pardon. I need a job.’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Conan O’Brien
51. “My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Rita Rudner
52. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Reba McEntire
53. “It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Russell Baker
54. “Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving.” — Mike Connolly
55. “There are four unbroken rules when it comes to Thanksgiving: There must be turkey and dressing, cranberries, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Hadamuscin
56. “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde
57. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Erma Bombeck
58. “Ever since you’re little, you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Greg Proops
59. “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” — Nicole Hollander
60. “On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — William Jennings Bryan
61. “I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.” — Todd Barry
62. “This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” — Andre Kelley
63. “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White
64. “Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — David Letterman
65. “May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Grandpa Jones
66. “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
67. “Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Richard Roeper
68. “Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” — William Arthur Ward
69. “Turkey lurkey doo, and turkey lurkey dap. I eat that turkey, then I take a nap.” — Adam Sandler
70. “Tomorrow, I guarantee you we will be standing on the Olympic platform, receiving our gold medals for eating.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Lorelai Gilmore
71. “The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” — Louis C.K.
72. “Thanksgiving is stupid… you eat and you watch football. Let’s all take the day off work.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jim Jefferies
73. “Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Augusten Burroughs
74. “Everybody bring a dish… folks, that means bring it made. Otherwise, you’re freaking everybody out.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Todd Glass
75. “Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much? Love the pilgrims!” — John Caponera
76. “It is now common knowledge that the average American gains seven pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day.” — Marilu Henner
77. “My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Bobby Moynihan
78. “On the morning of Thanksgiving, I would wake up to the home smelling of all good things, wafting upstairs to my room. I would set the table with the fancy silverware and china and hope that my parents and grandmother wouldn’t have the annual Thanksgiving fight about Richard Nixon.” — Debi Mazar
79. “When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, ‘You shouldn’t be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.’” — Lewis Black
80. “It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Alistair Cooke
81. “Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.” — J. Robert Moskin
82. “Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.” — Tom Swyers
83. “It’s like being at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving — you can put your elbows on it, you don’t have to talk politics… no matter how old I get, there’s always a part of me that’s sitting there.” — John Hughes
84. “You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — De Nada Donna
85. “Thanksgiving is America’s favorite holiday because it’s a time when we put aside our cares, much as the struggling Pilgrims did nearly four centuries ago, and eat a gut-busting meal without worrying about the ‘out years.’” Thanksgiving Day Memes — David Ignatius
86. “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
87. “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Michael Dresser
88. “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” — Phyllis Diller
89. “Always have an attitude of gratitude.” — Sterling K. Brown
90. “Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” Thanksgiving Day Memes – Lindsey Bareham
91. “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can all agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — Nora Ephron
92. “Thanksgiving is the meal we aspire for other meals to resemble.” — Jonathan Safran Foer
93. “Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.” Thanksgiving Day Memes — Robert Caspar-Lintner
94. “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.” — Melody Beattie
95. “Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.” — William Shakespeare
96. “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde
97. “If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” — W. Clement Stone
98. “My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.” — Katharine McPhee

Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes

Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes: Is Christmas dinner your favorite? Too bad. You’re wrong. Thanksgiving dinner is the best. They’ve done studies on this. They are our faces, and studies are “cramming them full of cranberry sauce and pie.” It was very scientific.

Thanksgiving is a time to be grateful for all we have: our health, good food, and a family to fight with while preparing it. Whether you’re excited about Turkey Day or regretting that you offered to host these hilarious Happy Thanksgiving Day memes will get you in the mood for mashed potatoes. Don’t forget the gravy.

Thanksgiving is a day to make precious memories while chowing down on good food, watching (and playing) football, and catching up with loved ones. But there’s always a bit of stress around the holiday.

When you cram your extended family around the dinner table, chaos is bound to ensue. Sometimes you just need a good laugh to de-stress, and these Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes will do just the trick.

If you want to liven up dinnertime with giggles and guesses, try out some of these Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes, Thanksgiving jokes, and Thanksgiving riddles. And if you can get a good photo of everyone laughing, make sure to post it with one of these Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes and Thanksgiving Instagram captions in 2023.

1. “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Jon Stewart.
2. “A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jimmy Fallon
3. “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that everyday!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us.’ “—Jim Gaffigan
4. “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Johnny Carson.
5. “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so. Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Nora Ephron
6. “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Oscar Wilde
7. “To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven. Johannes A.— Gaertner
8. “Showing gratitude is one of the simplest yet most powerful things humans can do for each other. Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Randy Pausch
9. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Rick Riordan
10. “Forever on Thanksgiving Day, the heart will find the pathway home. —Wilbur D. Nesbit
11. “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?— Erma Bombeck
12. “If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get. —Frank A. Clark
13. “We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count. —Neal A. Maxwell
14. “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. —Melody Beattie
15. “Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. —Nigel Hamilton
16. “We can always find something to be thankful for, no matter what may be the burden of our wants, or the special subject of our petitions. —Albert Barnes
17. “For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” —Andy Borowitz
18. “The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.” —Dalai Lama
19. “If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.’” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Mitch Hedberg
20. “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White
21. “Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon
22. “If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Mitch Hedberg
23. “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” — Erma Bombeck
24. “Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Kenny Rogerson
25. “Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” — Melanie White
26. “Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were killed in the entire Peloponnesian War. This is because turkey can contain salmonella, which are tiny bacteria that, if they get in your bloodstream, develop into full-grown salmon, which could come leaping out of your mouth during an important business presentation.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Dave Barry
27. “Store security stopped my wife at the door for trying to steal a butterball turkey. I had to show ID proving I’m not a butterball turkey.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Just Bill
28. “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” — Jon Stewart
29. “You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, ‘Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.’” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Dylan Brody
30. “Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries, has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ambrose Bierce
31. “It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful ‘in general.’ It’s very strange. It’s a little like being married in general.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Cornelius Plantinga Jr.
32. “I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be overeating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ellen Orleans
33. “If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Jack Handey
34. “Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Lyon
35. “Fun Prank: Once people are finished, tell them your signature Thanksgiving Bloody Mary gets most of its’ flavor from raw turkey gizzards.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Martin Munson
36. “Would love to have just one Thanksgiving without getting into an argument during dinner that leads to me being ejected from Denny’s.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Bridger Winegar
37. “Every Thanksgiving I bring the champagne because in my family we all know what our strengths are.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Gloria Fallon
38. “The sweet nostalgia of Thanksgiving when we all admire Nana’s prized soup tureen, which she brought with her when she emigrated from Sears.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Annie Hatfield
39. “I’m thankful for each and every one of you. Now stop hiding in the broom closet reading tweets and get back with your family.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Ellen DeGeneres
40. “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Erma Bombeck
41. “The doctor told me I can’t drive a forklift on the medication he prescribed. And like that, my Thanksgiving is completely ruined.”  Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Bridger Winegar
42. “Thanksgiving journal, Day 3: Have come to regard eating pie 3-5 times a day as normal. Wearing a bed sheet as a toga because nothing fits.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — John Lyon
43. “Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes — Stephen Colbert
44. “Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes —Joyce Giraud

Funny Happy Thanksgiving Day Messages 2023

1. “Be kind with the forks as you delve into the delicious Turkey! Have a great Thanksgiving and make sure you invite me to the feast buddy.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!
2. “After such a sumptuous meal, the snooze fest is on I believe! Enjoy as you wish to on this Thanksgiving Day buddy. ” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!
3. “Happy gobble gobble day. Eat up all that you can on this Thanksgiving, it’s a feast!” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!
4. “Not every person is blessed with friends like you! Thanks for making my life easier and happier. Happy Thanksgiving Day mate.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!
5. “Having a meal on this day is of wholly another level and you know what?? I’m already on the thanksgiving level now! Let’s wait no more and delve into the delicacies. Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!.”
6. “Though I’m far away from you now, I want to make sure that you feel the warmth of our relationship through this wish on the day of Thanksgiving. I thank you for all the love and support, have a great Thanksgiving Day.” Happy Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!!
7. “I love the breasts served of Turkey! This being the main reason why Thanksgiving is one of my favourite seasons! Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving Day in advance.”
8. “You are the reason why thanksgiving feels great. Not because you are a great friend but for the amazing dishes that you cook on the day. Hahaha! Awaiting your invitation and wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving Day.”
9. “It’s all about caring and sharing an when the thanksgiving day is here, I want to make sure that you know you are my reason to thank god forever. Happy Thanksgiving Day.”
10. “The only reason why I’m glad that thanksgiving comes once in a year is that good things should always be less or else we don’t value it! Glad that it’s here, Happy Thanksgiving to you and the entire family. ”
11. “Mercy not, there aren’t any turkey that is too beautiful so that they can be left! Hunt and cook the sumptuous turkey. Happy Thanksgiving Day.”
12. “Do not be at someone’s place that has a lousy cook! In thanksgiving, it’s all about the feast. Get ready and cook your own Turkey and relish the magic of your hands. Have a great Thanksgiving Day buddy. ”
13. “I hope you get a plump Turkey to fill you tummy with for this Thanksgiving Day. Enjoy the holiday to the fullest and have a quality time with the people who make your life worth thanking!” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
14. “Have you ever observed the cyclical mystery in the two parts of thanksgiving? It’s all about the thanks and the giving after all! Have a great Thanksgiving Day ahead, enjoy to the fullest.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
15. “Thanksgiving is just the perfect precursor to the Christmas. It sets the tone perfectly for the festive season to begin. Have a great and happy Thanksgiving Day. Thanksgiving is such a mood booster! After all who can be on a dull mood after they have had such a delicious meal and a super relaxing nap! ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
16. “You are just that kind of friend who knows what I mean when I want a small piece of the treat! You are such a saviour buddy. Happy Thanksgiving Day to my dearest friend. ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
17. “Happy Thanksgiving to my family and friends. I’m thankful for many things, but you guys top the list.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
18. “Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you enjoy some moist turkey on your dinner table, and some juicy gossip around it.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
19. “May the turkey leg be yours this Thanksgiving.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
20. “Whenever I want to feel thankful, I just look at my Facebook Friends list.”
21. “I hope your Thanksgiving table is full of your favorite food and surrounded by your favorite people.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
22. “Hope you have plenty to be thankful for this Thanksgiving and over the coming year.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
23. “Happy Thanksgiving to the people who make me thankful to be me.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
24. “May the wishbone snap in your favor this Thanksgiving.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
25. “Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. With friends like you, my cup runneth over.”

Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes

Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes: Thanksgiving is finally here! It’s a fabulous holiday in which we get to eat turkey and lots of delicious food with friends and family. Lucky for us, it’s also a very meme-worthy holiday.

When it comes to the holidays, there are plenty of funny Thanksgiving memes that perfectly represent the dynamics of this celebratory feast of gratitude. There are certainly plenty of aspects of Thanksgiving that we can find humor in. From the over-indulgence of food to the stress of being around relatives, there’s no funny meme or thoughtful quote left behind.

In this divisive political climate, Thanksgiving has simultaneously become a holiday in which debates about politics can also take center stage. Naturally, there are hilarious Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes and funny quotes for that part of Thanksgiving family gatherings as well.

There are so many things to be thankful for and if you’re looking for a good Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes you can express your gratitude with, then you’re in luck.

Below is our best collection of Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes that are so hilarious, they can make anyone laugh. They are perfect to share with your friends who are going through a tough time or family members and co-workers who can’t see how blessed they are. Here we are sharing one of the best Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes images and wallpapers, which you can download or use free of cost at any place.

1. “Be kind with the forks as you delve into the delicious Turkey! Have a great Thanksgiving and make sure you invite me to the feast buddy.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
2. “After such a sumptuous meal, the snooze fest is on I believe! Enjoy as you wish to on this Thanksgiving Day buddy. ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
3. “Happy gobble gobble day. Eat up all that you can on this Thanksgiving, it’s a feast!”
4. “Not every person is blessed with friends like you! Thanks for making my life easier and happier. Happy Thanksgiving Day mate.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
5. “Having a meal on this day is of wholly another level and you know what?? I’m already on the thanksgiving level now! Let’s wait no more and delve into the delicacies. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!”
6. “Though I’m far away from you now, I want to make sure that you feel the warmth of our relationship through this wish on the day of Thanksgiving. I thank you for all the love and support, have a great Thanksgiving Day.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
7. “I love the breasts served of Turkey! This being the main reason why Thanksgiving is one of my favourite seasons! Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving Day in advance.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
8. “You are the reason why thanksgiving feels great. Not because you are a great friend but for the amazing dishes that you cook on the day. Hahaha! Awaiting your invitation and wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving Day.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
9. “It’s all about caring and sharing an when the thanksgiving day is here, I want to make sure that you know you are my reason to thank god forever. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
10. “The only reason why I’m glad that thanksgiving comes once in a year is that good things should always be less or else we don’t value it! Glad that it’s here, Happy Thanksgiving to you and the entire family. ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
11. “Mercy not, there aren’t any turkey that is too beautiful so that they can be left! Hunt and cook the sumptuous turkey. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
12. “Do not be at someone’s place that has a lousy cook! In thanksgiving, it’s all about the feast. Get ready and cook your own Turkey and relish the magic of your hands. Have a great Thanksgiving Day buddy. ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
13. “I hope you get a plump Turkey to fill you tummy with for this Thanksgiving Day. Enjoy the holiday to the fullest and have a quality time with the people who make your life worth thanking!” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
14. “Have you ever observed the cyclical mystery in the two parts of Thanksgiving? It’s all about the thanks and the giving after all! Have a great Thanksgiving Day ahead, enjoy to the fullest.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
15. “Thanksgiving is just the perfect precursor to the Christmas. It sets the tone perfectly for the festive season to begin. Have a great and happy Thanksgiving Day. Thanksgiving is such a mood booster! After all who can be on a dull mood after they have had such a delicious meal and a super relaxing nap! ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
16. “You are just that kind of friend who knows what I mean when I want a small piece of the treat! You are such a saviour buddy. Happy Thanksgiving Day to my dearest friend. ” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!!
17. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — IRV KUPCINET
18. Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — MIKE CONNOLLY
19. I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — TODD BARRY
20. It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — MARILU HENNER
21. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — PHYLLIS DILLER
22. My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jello with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — BOBBY MOYNIHAN
23. On the morning of Thanksgiving, I would wake up to the home smelling of all good things, wafting upstairs to my room. I would set the table with the fancy silverware and china and hope that my parents and grandmother wouldn’t have the annual Thanksgiving fight about Richard Nixon. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — DEBI MAZAR
24. Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Halftimes take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ERMA BOMBECK
25. Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. — KEVIN JAMES
26. That’s one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football’s on! Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — MICHAEL STRAHAN
27. When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — SAM LEFKOWITZ
28. When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn’t be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — LEWIS BLACK
29. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — REBA MCENTIRE
30. It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ANONYMOUS
31. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — NICOLE HOLLANDER
32. After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — OSCAR WILDE
33. Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. — JIM DAVIS
34. Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ANONYMOUS
35. This Thanksgiving I hope you’re able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ANONYMOUS
36. This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ANONYMOUS
37. You are my pumpkin pie. I love you and am so thankful to have you in my life. — ANONYMOUS
38. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ERMA BOMBECK
39. The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy us then? Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — JIM GAFFIGAN
40. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — JAY LENO
41. Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863. Funny Thanksgiving Day Memes!!! — ANONYMOUS

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