Best Funny Thanksgiving Messages 2023

• “Thanksgiving is all about coming together and enjoying the turkey with your family. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Let us make it a memorable Thanksgiving by cooking a delicious turkey.”
• “More than anything else, Thanksgiving is all about enjoying a sumptuous meal.”
• “Thanksgiving just gives all of us a chance to come together and be with each other.”
• “Let us not forget that we have to express gratitude on Thanksgiving Day.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “It takes 18 hours to cook a Thanksgiving meal but just 18 minutes to consume it.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “If you desire more stuffing then stuff something else other than turkey. Happy Thanksgiving.
• “Food is the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Thanksgiving is the easier and quickest way to get some weight. Happy Thanksgiving.
• “Thanksgiving is the time to get some ready advice from your parents. Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Thanksgiving is fun when you have good people to share a laugh with. Happy Thanksgiving.”
• “Good food, lots of drinks and happy faces are what make Thanksgiving special for me.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Let us make it a Thanksgiving to remember. Let us make a fantastic turkey.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Thanksgiving is the day to thank the one who has cooked a good meal for us. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “There is just one thing who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving and that is the turkey.”
• “Let us enjoy Thanksgiving by thanking people and thanking God for the good food.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “We often forget to express gratitude on Thanksgiving because we are busy eating.”
• “May we have a Thanksgiving where we have good jokes to laugh at.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• Thanksgiving is incomplete with good laughs and good food. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• I wish that that Thanksgiving is full of jokes worthy laughing at and people to enjoy this laughter with.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Let us have a Thanksgiving to remember. Let us have a Thanksgiving full of good food.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Having a beautifully stuffed turkey on Thanksgiving is what makes this day a special one.”
• “On the occasion of Thanksgiving, let us bid adieu to dieting. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “You can either enjoy Thanksgiving with food or you cannot enjoy it at all.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “There is something on which we all agree on Thanksgiving and that is the turkey stuffing.”
• “The dinner on Thanksgiving is something that can make us forget all our enemies.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “The day of Thanksgiving is the only day when we don’t mind sitting with our family.”
• “Thanksgiving is all about celebrating life with food. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “A good mashed potato is something that everyone loves on Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “All your blessings reflect in the Thanksgiving meal you eat. Happy Thanksgiving.”
• “Never underestimate the power of Thanksgiving meal.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “You know you are truly blessed because you are enjoying Thanksgiving meal with family.”
• “The bad thing about Thanksgiving is that it comes just once in a year.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “For those who love food, Thanksgiving is the most awaited day of the year.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Life is so much better with a Thanksgiving meal t enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “The funny part of my life are my funny friends who add fun to my Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “No Thanksgiving is complete without my bunch of friends. Thanks for bringing laugh into my life.”
• “A very Happy Thanksgiving to the funniest people I know in this world.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “I am happy and smiling all the time because I have friends who make me laugh. Happy Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “On the occasion of Thanksgiving, I wish my friends are blessed with a good sense of humour.”
• “Thanksgiving is all about enjoying good times with people and taking off from work.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “The only to be done on Thanksgiving is stuffing the turkey nicely and preparing a feast.”
• “If you love food then how can you not love the occasion of Thanksgiving.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “May we are blessed with a Thanksgiving which is all about good food and good drinks.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “I wish we could celebrate Thanksgiving more often to make this life a much happier one.”
• “Always have an attitude of gratitude.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — Sterling K. Brown
• “Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! – Lindsey Bareham
• “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can all agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — Nora Ephron
• “Thanksgiving is the meal we aspire for other meals to resemble.” — Jonathan Safran Foer
• “Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — Robert Caspar-Lintner
• “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — Melody Beattie
• “Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — William Shakespeare
• “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde
• “If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!! — W. Clement Stone
• “My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.” — Katharine McPhee

Happy Thanksgiving Day Funny & Hilarious Messages 2023

• “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving!”
• “Gobble ’til you wobble, and then take a nap. Happy Turkey Day!”
• “May your turkey be moist and your in-laws be well-behaved!” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Thanksgiving: the one day a year I can eat like Joey from Friends and not feel guilty.”
• “I’m thankful for wine because, without it, family gatherings would be unbearable.”
• “Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “If you’re still standing after the Thanksgiving meal, you didn’t eat enough!” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “Thanksgiving is the only day you can stuff your face and still call it a diet.”Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “This Thanksgiving, let’s eat until we can’t escape from the table!” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• “I’m thankful for everyone who brings food to my house on Thanksgiving so I can avoid cooking. Happy Turkey Day!”

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Thanksgiving Quotes About Counting Blessings 2023

• “We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!–Neal A. Maxwell
• “Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.” –Unknown
• “Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –W.T. Purkiser
• “When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Willie Nelson
• “Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Native American saying
• “Give thanks not just on Thanksgiving Day, but every day of your life. Appreciate and never take for granted all that you have.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Catherine Pulsifer
• “Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Joyce Giraud
• “Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Charles Dickens
• “The thankful heart opens our eyes to a multitude of blessings that continually surround us.” -James E. Faust
• “Simple blessings are all around us. Once we receive them with thanksgiving and appreciation, we experience true joy.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Krystal Kuehn

Best Funny Messages for Thanksgiving Day 2023

• Cout your blessings not your calories.
• Let’s get basted! Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!!!
• Do you think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
• Go stuff yourself. Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!!
• Can’t nobody tell me stuffin…
• Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
• “Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — John Lyon
• “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.” — Friends
• “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Charlie Brown
• “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White
• “If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.'” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Mitch Hedberg
• “I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” — Damien Fahey
• “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Nicole Hollander
• “Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” — Melanie White
• “Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.” — Unknown
• “Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Eric Samuel Timm, Static Jedi: The Art of Hearing God Through the Noise
• “Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.” — Unknown
• “Well Judy, you did it. She’s finally full.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Friends
• “I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Craig Ferguson
• “Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Lindsey Bareham
• “There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — George Bernard Shaw
• “Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.” — William Ader
• “You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Dylan Brody
• “It’s Thanksgiving, and we should not want to be together, together!” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Friends
• “A lot of Thanksgiving Days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen” — Kin Hubbard
• “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
• “On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — William Jennings Bryan
• “Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” — Stephen Colbert
• “Turkey lurkey doo, and turkey lurkey dap. I eat that turkey, then I take a nap.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Adam Sandler
• “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
• “Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Richard Roeper
• “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Jon Stewart
• “Last Thanksgiving, I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Kenny Rogerson
• “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” — Nora Ephron
• “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Oscar Wilde
• “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
• “It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.” — Unknown
• “Cider’s mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Friends
• “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Johnny Carson
• “May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Anonymous
• “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Kevin James
• “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Erma Bombeck
• “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” — Howie Mandel
• “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno
• “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Michael Dresser
• “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet
• “Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!  — Stephen Colbert
• “A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” — Jimmy Fallon
• “For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — Andy Borowitz
• “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Jim Gaffigan
• “If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” — Carl Sagan
• “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” — Howie Mandel
• “OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY.” — Steve Martin
• “What do you call a short video from Thanksgiving that keeps repeating? ThanksGIFing.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Ellen DeGeneres
• “My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” — Phyllis Diller
• “Stove Top Dressing: satisfying your craving for a big bowl full of wet onions and mush since 1957!” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Mike Vanatta
• “If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’” — Jack Handey
• “For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — Andy Borowitz
• “Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — John Lyon
• “My Thanksgiving wish is that every time someone says they ate so much they’re going to explode, they actually do.” — Guy Endore-Kaiser
• “Fun Prank: Once people are finished, tell them your signature Thanksgiving Bloody Mary gets most of its’ flavor from raw turkey gizzards.” — Martin Munson
• “Note to self: when they ask you what you’re thankful for, don’t just list off your prescriptions.” — Emily Lime
• “Time flies, even if turkeys don’t.” — Barack Obama
• “Every Thanksgiving I bring the champagne, because in my family we all know what our strengths are.” — Gloria Fallon
• “If your in-laws are coming for Thanksgiving now is a good time to start brining the turkey in your tears.” — Rick Aaron
• “Just got a Happy Thanksgiving e-mail from my gastroenterologist.” — Damien Fahey
• “The sweet nostalgia of Thanksgiving when we all admire Nana’s prized soup tureen, which she brought with her when she emigrated from Sears.” — Annie Hatfield
• “I love spending Thanksgiving surrounded by all these great friends I met in the Best Buy parking lot.” — John Lyon
• “I’m thankful for each and every one of you. Now stop hiding in the broom closet reading tweets and get back with your family.” — Ellen DeGeneres
• “The doctor told me I can’t drive a forklift on the medication he prescribed. And like that, my Thanksgiving is completely ruined.” — Bridger Winegar
• “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” — Erma Bombeck
• “Thanksgiving journal, Day 3: Have come to regard eating pie 3-5 times a day as normal. Wearing a bed sheet as a toga because nothing fits.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — John Lyon
• “Fun game: Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon ‘How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?’” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Marlebean
• “*switches the place cards so I’m sitting next to the mashed potatoes*” — Annie Hatfield
• “Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” — Rita Rudner
• “Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Stephen Colbert
• “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James
• “Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P. J. O’Rourke
• “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’” — Jim Gaffigan
• “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet
• “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno
• “When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” — David Letterman
• “The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, ‘I don’t need a pardon. I need a job.’” — Conan O’Brien
• “My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Rita Rudner
• “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
• “It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Russell Baker
• “Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving.” — Mike Connolly
• “There are four unbroken rules when it comes to Thanksgiving: There must be turkey and dressing, cranberries, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — John Hadamuscin
• “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde
• “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Erma Bombeck
• “Ever since you’re little, you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’” — Greg Proops
• “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Nicole Hollander
• “On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — William Jennings Bryan
• “I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.” — Todd Barry
• “This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Andre Kelley
• “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White
• “Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’” — David Letterman
• “May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Grandpa Jones
• “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
• “Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! — Richard Roeper
• “Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” — William Arthur Ward
• “Turkey lurkey doo, and turkey lurkey dap. I eat that turkey, then I take a nap.” — Adam Sandler
• “Tomorrow, I guarantee you we will be standing on the Olympic platform, receiving our gold medals for eating.” — Lorelai Gilmore
• “The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” — Louis C.K.
• “Thanksgiving is stupid… you eat and you watch football. Let’s all take the day off work.” — Jim Jefferies
• “Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” — Augusten Burroughs
• “Everybody bring a dish… folks, that means bring it made. Otherwise, you’re freaking everybody out.” — Todd Glass
• “Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much? Love the pilgrims!” — John Caponera
• “It is now common knowledge that the average American gains seven pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day.” Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!— Marilu Henner
• “My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.” — Bobby Moynihan
• “On the morning of Thanksgiving, I would wake up to the home smelling of all good things, wafting upstairs to my room. I would set the table with the fancy silverware and china and hope that my parents and grandmother wouldn’t have the annual Thanksgiving fight about Richard Nixon.” — Debi Mazar
• “When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, ‘You shouldn’t be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.’” — Lewis Black
• “It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.” — Alistair Cooke
• “Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.” — J. Robert Moskin
• “Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.” — Tom Swyers
• “It’s like being at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving — you can put your elbows on it, you don’t have to talk politics… no matter how old I get, there’s always a part of me that’s sitting there.” — John Hughes
• “You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.” — De Nada Donna
• “Thanksgiving is America’s favorite holiday because it’s a time when we put aside our cares, much as the struggling Pilgrims did nearly four centuries ago, and eat a gut-busting meal without worrying about the ‘out years.’” — David Ignatius
• “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
• “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” — Michael Dresser
• “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” — Phyllis Diller

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures 2023

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One of the most favorite and enjoyable festivals in the United States, Thanksgiving Day is going to be celebrated this Thursday, 23rd November 2023. Thanksgiving is a day to thank all might of God for the harvest and blessings of the preceding year.

Americans love this auspicious occasion a lot because of its feasting and social gathering tradition. This ancient event is not a recent start but we have been celebrating it since 1621 when first done by Pilgrims and Puritans as a meal invitation to all after a much-awaited harvest.

Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. People will be wishing each other the festival by sending Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures 2023, Photos, Pics, and HD Wallpaper.

Thanksgiving is a festival that has religious importance in Christianity but still, it’s celebrated all over the world as a secular observation. People decorate their houses and business offices with banners, garlands, pumpkins, and backgrounds.

Thanksgiving parades, feasting, Turkey at dinner, playing and watching football, and family gatherings are much-loved activities on this day. This cultural festival is also a federal holiday in the USA and a national holiday in Canada, some of the Caribbean islands, and Liberia.

People go to Church for prayer and special Thanksgiving ceremonies are to be organized by the many religious groups of people. So, on such a beautiful occasion one should not miss the opportunity to pay gratitude to God, nature, parents, teachers, and all other loved ones and wish them Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures 2023.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2023

• “I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau
• “What if, today, we were grateful for everything?” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! – Charlie Brown
• “Be present in all things and thankful for all things.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! – Maya Angelou
• “Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Oprah Winfrey
• “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Melody Beattie
• “Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: It must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –William Faulkner
• “Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Hansa Proverb
• “If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –W. Clement Stone
• “Showing gratitude is one of the simplest yet most powerful things humans can do for each other.” –Randy Pausch
• “Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Ernest Hemingway
• “Wear gratitude like a cloak, and it will feed every corner of your life.” -Rumi
• “Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Lionel Hampton
• “For me, every hour is grace. And I feel gratitude in my heart each time I can meet someone and look at his or her smile.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Elie Wiesel
• “A moment of gratitude makes a difference in your attitude.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!  -Bruce Wilkinson
• “The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -William Blake
• “Thanksgiving day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -E.P. Powell
• “As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -John F. Kennedy
• “Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.” -Marcus Tullius Cicero
• “Gratitude is a divine emotion: it fills the heart, but not to bursting; it warms it, but not to fever.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Charlotte Brontë
• “When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Sam Lefkowitz

Thanksgiving Quotes About The Holiday

• “Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Amy Grant
• “If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.” –Meister Eckhart
• “Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! – Willard Scott
• “Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Wilbur D. Nesbit
• “Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation, October 3, 1789
• “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Erma Bombeck
• “We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Unknown
• “We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Marcie, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
• “Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Henry Van Dyke
• “He who thanks but with the lips thanks but in part; the full, the true Thanksgiving comes from the heart.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -J.A. Shedd
• “Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine’s Day, are in one way or another about being thankful.” -Jonathan Safran Foer
• “We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!!  -H.A. Ironside
• “I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “On Thanksgiving Day, we acknowledge our dependence.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -William Jennings Bryan
• “Thanksgiving reminds us that no matter what befalls us in life, we can take the charred remnants, and we can reconstruct a life unimaginably richer than that from which the shards and pieces fell.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Craig D. Lounsbrough

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2023

• “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” –Oscar Wilde
• “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Erma Bombeck
• “Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Kevin James
• “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” –Robert Brault
• “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Erma Bombeck
• “It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.” Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Unknown
• “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Irv Kupcine
• “If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.” -Rick Riordan
• “I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Craig Ferguson
• “There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw

Quotes About Thanksgiving Dinner

• “Pie makes everybody happy.” –Laurie Halse Anderson
• “Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Lindsey Bareham
• “It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
• “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Nora Ephron
• “If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.” –Ina Garten
• “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Charlie Brown
• “My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jello with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Bobby Moynihan
• “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” –Jim Davis
• “Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! –Mike Connolly
• “Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.” Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Pictures!!! -Franz Grillparzer

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